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PostSubject: Jokes   Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:11 pm

tongue here you can say all (if any) jokes you have. good or bad, your own or someone elses, whatever. we (mainly i) want to here them. tongue Laughing bounce

lol!

heres a rubbish one;

a bus driver needs to get a new coach. he goes into a bus store(if such a thing exists), and asks to see their best model.
he buys one, with voice recognition, so you just say something to go forwards, reverse etc.
HOWEVER, it is a strict religious bus shop, so the words to go forward are "thank the lord", and reverse is "Amen".
he trys it out, and 'thinks this is good'. he says 'thank the lord', and it goes forward. he says 'Amen', and it goes back.
SO, he picks up some passengers. he says "thank the lord". he drives along for a bit.
then he gets a passenger who wants to go to the beach.
"thank the lord"
He heads in that direction, coming up towards some cliffs.
then he says "Amen" to slow down.
nothing happens.
"Amen"
"Amen!"
"AMEN!!!!"
still nothing happens
hes coming towards the very edge.
hes going to fall
"AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It stops
with a sigh of relief, he says "oh, thank the lord"

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:30 pm

Ok is he dead now Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:34 pm

oh, heres another one;

'what is 2+2?

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Your IQ!

the penny has dropped! i mean, come on, of course he is
or seriously injured




or something...

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:37 pm

My IQ is not...

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7 Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:46 pm

what do you get when a piano falls down a mine?

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An A Flat Minor!
oh, be glad you dont live near me.
that was one of the better ones...


ok, this is the best one ever.

"whats orange and sounds like carrot?


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A Carrot!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:52 pm

please refrain from double posting let alone triple posting..... Mad

And your a mod.....

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:54 pm

what! thats coming from you....
its a different (so called)joke every time, so i didnt think it really matters...


read then delete.


anyway, urs is spam:twisted:

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:04 pm

Please keep on topic....

Jokes aren't my speciality but I'll soon think of something !

*sits and thinks*

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:54 am

What's white and brown all over?

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Second-hand toilet paper!

Do you get it?

Quote :
HAHA you get second hand toilet paper!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:48 am

a man walked into a bar..... ouch

lol not funny
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:31 am

a bear walks into a bar and says to the bar man " can i have a gin and....
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tonic?" then the bar man says "why the long pause?" and the bear replies "I'm a bear! course i have big paws!"


hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! not funny

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:36 am

i think i should have said jokes that are at least slightly funny. Laughing
i will get a good one.


bounce rabbit



hopefully...

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:36 am

Soilydude wrote:
a bear walks into a bar and says to the bar man " can i have a gin and....
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tonic?" then the bar man says "why the long pause?" and the bear replies "I'm a bear! course i have big paws!"


hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! not funny
never heard that one its kinda all right attually Surprised
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:05 pm

there are 3 kinds of people;
those who can count, and those that can't.




Neutral lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:40 am

shroom of doom wrote:
there are 3 kinds of people;
those who can count, and those that can't.




Neutral lol!


That's in a homer card! Mad

such a funny smilie!
an then there's the mongloid: Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:37 pm

a what card!?

youve lost it


silent tongue pirat

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:40 am

hay cool the forum is still alive Very Happy Very Happy
and now we are doing jokes Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:42 am

Man walks into a bar with a hippo.
they both have a lot too drink and the Man starts to walk out of the bar
"oi! you can't leave that lyin there!" the barkeeper shouts
"thats not a lion it's a hippo" the man replys
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:54 am

strange one that

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:01 am

you have to read it out loud to understand
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:34 am

bazzer wrote:
you have to read it out loud to understand
i got the joke
it is just a strange joke Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:29 am

metroid master wrote:
bazzer wrote:
you have to read it out loud to understand
i got the joke
it is just a strange joke Laughing

Second'd, it's just plain strange...

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:39 am

any more cool jokes ?
i wont post any as i'm **** at them lol

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:13 am

how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later...

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue May 01, 2007 3:39 pm

shroom of doom wrote:
how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later...
lol thats very good
will have to try it tomorrow Very Happy

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